squartle
When a guy masterbates behind a corner untill someone passes by so the guy sneaks up on the person and ejaculates on them.
Man #1: Dude did you go to the club?
Man #2: No i wanted to squartle instead
Man #2: No i wanted to squartle instead
Squartle
Strangle to kill; squash to kill
Omg my sister just squartled that bug yesterday!
Dont squartle him, let him die peacefully!
Dont squartle him, let him die peacefully!