Squat Kebab
Squatting down to eat your kebab because you have had too much to drink and can't stand up straight to eat it.
'That chick is so wasted she is pulling the squat kebab on the corner'
'On a scale of one to squat kebab how messy was your Saturday night in the valley?'
'On a scale of one to squat kebab how messy was your Saturday night in the valley?'