Squeakocity
The level of audio for determining how squeaky an object is.
Person 1 - "I have a chair that's very high in squeakocity."
Person 2 - "Oh, that must be very annoying. My bed has a pretty low squeakocity level and even that gets on my nerves."
Person 2 - "Oh, that must be very annoying. My bed has a pretty low squeakocity level and even that gets on my nerves."