Squeaky Tea Pot
When a lonesome heterosexual male stands in a shower and begins to masturbate. Masturbation continues until climax. Immediately after ejaculation, the male proceeds to vigorously rub the tip of the penis until a stream of urine begins to release.
Person 1: Hey bro, have you tried the squeaky tea pot?
Person 2: Yea dude, that shit was fire.
Person 2: Yea dude, that shit was fire.