squeemu

A rarely sighted cross breed between a common ground squirrel, and an emu. Found mostly throughout southern Germany and the mountains of Switzerland. Nearly wiped out in the early to mid 40's, the squeemu was hunted by the NAZI's for its thick, lustrious coat of fur, and sharp, blade-like extremities. (beak, talons, etc.) The squeemu is a ruthless killer and efficient hunter. If ever in contact, run.