Squiddium
A neurotic, unbalanced, pathetiman that can't stay out of your food. Always pandering for the next underserved praise, tolerable only in short bursts, otherwise insufferable. Will steal your blanket and dinner if given half the chance. Slithers on the regular. Resembles a fish, smells like one too.
"Who's that slithering around all pathetic like?"
"Oh, that's just Squiddium, he's probably looking for a crumb of love"
"Oh, that's just Squiddium, he's probably looking for a crumb of love"