squidonkled
The past tense version of squidonkulus.
Jimmy's body was found mangled and beat out of proportion, each body part torn off and crudely sown in different places. The several different shoeprints in his blood suggested multiple assailants. There was a letter found lodged inside Jimmy's throat, each letter seemingly written by a different person. It wrote: "GET SQUIDONKLED".
Jason: "Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?"
George: "He was certainly squidonkled."
Jason: "Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?"
George: "He was certainly squidonkled."