Squidwerd

When a female goes to the bar; gets sloppy, blackout drunk, passes out in the bathroom, gets carried home by girlfriends, passes out in a random strangers bed, embarks on pissing in that bed, wakes up in the wee hours of the morning, takes a shit, and wipes her ass with the cardboard toilet paper roll, then before leaving; she removes the pissed soaked sheets but does not wash them.