Squirrelallope

Pronounced: squirrel-a-lope. A rare animal in the rodent family. Found mostly in the foothills of San Jose (although due to illegal transportation a flock of them have been spotted in Montana). Very possibly an experiment gone wrong...or very right...
This animal is very skittish and will freeze in lawn ornament positions when spotted in hopes to deter predators. The most common position is the Captain Morgan pose for reasons researchers have yet to find an answer to.
Appearance: similar to a medium sized squirrel, shockingly bushy tail, bug eyes, and antlers....yes...antlers.