Squirrelitarian
A Squirrelitarian could very well be considered a vegetarian or even a vegan. But true Squirrelitarians engorge themselves on squirrel type foods, like nuts and berries and leafy greens. As well, we Squirrelitarians drink large amounts if water and like our hair rubbed.
"Damn Sam, you're a Squirrelitarian?"
"Hell yeah man! I only eat nuts and berries!"
"Hell yeah man! I only eat nuts and berries!"