Squirrelopotamus
Giant squirrels that roam New England during the winter months. They are impervious to the cold and seem to enjoy antagonizing bird-watchers by routinely emptying well-secured bird feeders. The squirrelopotamus is known in the scientific community by its Latin name, Sciurus hippopotamid.
New Englander A: Look at that giant squirrel in the back yard!
New Englander B: Woah, he's wicked huge -- the size of three squirrels! Must be a squirrelopotamus.
New Englander B: Woah, he's wicked huge -- the size of three squirrels! Must be a squirrelopotamus.