squirrel's got a nose bleed
Slang for a womans period, time of the month, got the painters in, on the rag etc................
Bloke: I'm feelin' really horny, why don't you slink your way over here and slide your hot fufu up & down on my rod of love?
Bird: Would love to give the fufu a workout, but I can't. Squirrel's got a nose bleed.
Bird: Would love to give the fufu a workout, but I can't. Squirrel's got a nose bleed.