Squirtilize
When a man pulls out of a pregnant woman and ejaculates over her bump.
"Forget baptising the baby, I'll Squirtilize it instead"
squirtiling
The act of lighting a males public hair (pubica genitalia) on fire, and then using a woman's pussy juice (or squirt) to put out the flames.
Related to charizarding
Related to charizarding
Me and Megan were getting frisky at the party, and when she started squirtiling me I knew it was a night I wouldn't forget!
Squirtilizer
A natural form of fertilizing your lawn or flowers that comes from your pets.
When your dog lifts his leg and urinates on your grass.
When your dog lifts his leg and urinates on your grass.
Look honey, Shadow is taking care of our lawn, he's using labrador squirtilizer!
Bianca, stop peeing on my garden, you're not supposed to use your squirtilizer on my flowers!
Bianca, stop peeing on my garden, you're not supposed to use your squirtilizer on my flowers!