Squirting Turtles

To take a crap. End of story.

"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."

Squirting Turtle

The spread legged shuffle a girl does after sex on the way to the toilet after not using protection, desperately trying to hold in any semen before making it to the shower/toilet.

Oh my god, my boyfriend has it so easy after we've had sex. I totally have to do the squirting turtle to the bathroom while he just lays there.

squirt the turtle

The most boss ass turtle you’ll ever meet

Squirt the turtle is a fucking Greek god or some shit

俚语	squirting turtle
释义	Squirting Turtles To take a crap. End of story. "I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me." Squirting Turtle The spread legged shuffle a girl does after sex on the way to the toilet after not using protection, desperately trying to hold in any semen before making it to the shower/toilet. Oh my god, my boyfriend has it so easy after we've had sex. I totally have to do the squirting turtle to the bathroom while he just lays there. squirt the turtle The most boss ass turtle you’ll ever meet Squirt the turtle is a fucking Greek god or some shit
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