squishner
(Verb) What happens when you marry into the wrong family. Kind of like Carlo in the Godfather.
"What happened to that guy that married the mafia boss's daughter? I haven't seen him for months."
"Oh, didn't you hear? He is 'playing golf' with the Feds. He got squishnered."
"Oh, didn't you hear? He is 'playing golf' with the Feds. He got squishnered."
Squishner
A loose bowel movement and/or a really juicy fart.
Whoa boy! I just made a Squishner before I could get to the Loo! Bye bye underpants! Gotta go commando