SquishyMuffinz
SquishyMuffinz is sometimes referred to as the NA god but is actually just a washed world champ. Hands down he is the best player on the Cloud9 Esports team for Rocket League but they are not the best as a team. If you come across SquishyMuffinz in a match and ask for a sign do not expect one he will ignore ur ass harder than NeatMike ignores his subscribers and he'll leave faster than my dad.
You're as nuts as SquishyMuffinz if he was a freestyler.