Sreenivas

Sreenivas is the type of person who has the potential for great hair but always cuts it off. He is very smart and takes lots of classes but condemns the school system. He is always worried about what others think of him and wants a girlfriend but can never get one. Once in a while, Sreenivas may have the tendency to become depressed and also gets mad at others when they boast their financial status. Other guys think Sreenivas is chill but girls are weirded out by him.

This gotta be the sexiest name ever. Anyone with this name is automatically the hottest dude in a 10 mile radius. His schlong is as long as the diamter of saturns' ring and is coupled by his huge, soft, squishy, moist brain capable of thinking up anything ever(asides from how to love, it's his only fault). He hates majorities and capitalism but is a commie broseph when you start talking about the economy. He's still valid cuz he's talking European communism, not that western bs.