Srif
A female person of Sri Lanken descent which performs the act of queefing before/during the act of sex. The origins of this word come upon the laziness of pronouncing extra non-essential syllabels of "Sri Lanken Fart" and just using the first three letters of that phrase and the first letter of the last word.
My gf isn't really a surfer, but she is very well known to be a sriffer.