srunk

Sober + drunk = srunk
A feeling or description of someone who acts as if they're drunk although they're completely sober.

contraction of "sloppy drunk"

A type of drunkenness where one is a sleep standing on their feet. The srunk person will still have the ability to randomly participate in conversations but only conversation of interest to them. Their input will usually be an animal noise. The most commonly used is barking.

A srunk person will usually have consumed buckfast and/or Bulmers (buckets of) followed by a an unhealthy dose of vodka

When an individual is heavily intoxicated to the point where their cognitive abilities are impaired, often resulting in the occurrence of typographical errors such as the word "Srunk" instead of "drunk." This state of being is characterized by a profound loss of control over one's faculties and judgment due to excessive alcohol consumption.

Super drunk. Plain and simple. This is the level after "Blackout Drunk" is achieved. Not many people can achieve this level of intoxication. A few honorable mentions of great Srunk moments: Shia LaBeouf chasing chasing a homeless man through Times Square, Michelle Rodriguez behind the wheel of any vehicle, David Hasselhoff eating a cheeseburger, and we can't forget Sean Penn and Madonna playing house back in 1987. Some may believe that this incident was the first notable Srunk moment, (proper records were not kept of incidents of Srunk until 1991), but I will point to Snooki as the first notable example of Srunk.