SSIMS
Also referred to as a failed abortion, SSIMS is the epitome of disappointment in humankind. Plagued with such ailments as Autism, Retardation, being a faggot, this creature lives a sad existence. Due to insecurities brought on by childhood neglect from an absentee father, it resorts to questionable means of coping which includes lies, memes, and the skillful ability of being able to dodge questions. No one knows where the SSIMS originated from, however there are some speculations that it was a failed experiment. Still living today, masquerading as an internet troll, SSIMS is constantly trying to ruin the lives of others in a sad attempt to make others feel as pathetic and sad as he had felt his whole life.
Ew, why would anyone make a sentence with SSIMS?