stace-faced
A term used as an alternative to shit faced to indicate someone who is sober, but still appears to be shit faced in photos. Can be used to describe a person who is incapable of taking a flattering picture, or who always poses awkwardly in photos.
While looking at pictures:
"You look totally stace-faced in that picture"
"Yeah, and I wasn't even drinking..."
"You look totally stace-faced in that picture"
"Yeah, and I wasn't even drinking..."