Stacha

Curious animal, punch in the crotch area on sight. Often mistaken for a total douchebag, but can be identified by his small testicles, which wont drop until he loses his virginity, which might not occur during its lifetime. They are a disgrace to the human male species and seem to avoid any change for status whatsoever.

Attention: Morning smell can be detected from 10 miles. Avoid breathing in high concentrations. Stay clear of subject until nuclear disposal team has arrived. When in doubt, C4.