stagecoach wife
A girl you meet while drunk at the Stagecoach Country Music Festival and hold onto for the weekend. You have an amazing time, but it can be awkward when you wake up with her in a room full of strangers and don't remember how you got there.
Is that your girlfriend?
No, we met earlier tonight. That's my Stagecoach wife.
No, we met earlier tonight. That's my Stagecoach wife.