Stage Diving
The act of jumping on stage at a Ripper Bar, with a five dollar bill in your mouth. (At one time, two dollar coins were acceptable. Could even be performed with a stack of nickels.) The stripper proceeds to remove the bill from you mouth with her lips, cleavage, ass, or pussy.
Give me a fiver so I can jump on stage. That girl is hot!
stage dive
An activity for kids who go to underground shows, it involves crowdsurfing your way to the stage and then jumping back into the crowd. If the stage is small enough, a stage diver might just get up on stage and dive off into the crowd. At some shows, particularly hardcore/metalcore tough-guycore shows, the stage diver will jump into the crowd feet first, kicking, and punching violently because he is stupid and has no respect. The crowd generally does not like stage divers who can't see their feet. This activity is not usually found at larger concerts for the venues like to put up barriers between the stage and the floor.
I took a stage dive.
stage dive
if you are a huge person, and you see a 90 pound chick in the audience, don't stage dive in her direction. she will get crushed/hurt/pissed off. also a bunch of hardcore dudes will try to kick your ass because hurting little chicks at shows is just not cool.
i am still bitter to the fat ass who stage dived then landed on me while attending a the Bled show.
Stage Dive
When someone jumps off of a stage and has a massive crowd carry them around overhead. Usually done at rock concerts.
Guy1: Did you see that stage dive last night?
Guy2: Yeah, too bad no one caught him.
Guy2: Yeah, too bad no one caught him.
The Stage Dive
Whilst the man is masturbating he lies a woman down in front of him (preferably in a large area) and begins a run up, the aim is to ejaculate just as he dives over the woman,
Thus a stage dive...
This can also become an Air Raid
Thus a stage dive...
This can also become an Air Raid
Guy: Woah - I got Stage Dived last night
Gal: Thats Gay isn't it?
Guy: No! we started The Stage Dive Olympics in my back yard...
Gal: Can i try it?
Guy: Do you have a Penis?
Gal: NO WTF!
Guy: Then What do you think...?
Gal: Damn!
Gal: Thats Gay isn't it?
Guy: No! we started The Stage Dive Olympics in my back yard...
Gal: Can i try it?
Guy: Do you have a Penis?
Gal: NO WTF!
Guy: Then What do you think...?
Gal: Damn!
stage dive
the act of running into someone's bedroom and jumping onto their bed while they are having sex. can be done in groups.
Your roommate is having sex with his girlfriend in his room. You and three friends yell "STAGE DIVE!" and jump on top of them while they're doing it.