Stage Potato
Someone who, when crowd surfing, makes their way to the front of the mosh pit and sits up and blocks the stage.
"Hey can you see anything?"
"No, someone's being a stage potato and blocking the view"
"No, someone's being a stage potato and blocking the view"
Stage Potato
When a musician in a band stands on stage playing an instrument and they’re planted to the spot, no movement
Dave was playing bass in a band and he stood there like a total fucking stage potato