Stalkbooker
A person who stalks people on Facebook
stalkbooker
stalkbook
1.) Noun. A name used for a popular college based social webpage becuase of the ease of "researching" other people on it. 2.) Verb. When one does "research" on someone on said popular college based social webpage.
I met Ashley at the bar, found at she went to State, but didn't get her number. So, I looked her up on stalkbook.
Before his blind date, Jon stalkedbooked Lisa.
Before his blind date, Jon stalkedbooked Lisa.
Stalkbooking
A verb {stlk-buk-ing} meaning to creep or stalk one person or more using the biggest internet stalker tool ever; facebook. We are all addicted to it and we all do it, don't deny it.
Guy 1: Dude, what are you on your ex-girlfriends profile again?
Guy 2: Uh, what, nothing...
Guy 1: Man, you're fully stalkbooking her!
Guy 2: Shut up!
Guy 2: Uh, what, nothing...
Guy 1: Man, you're fully stalkbooking her!
Guy 2: Shut up!
stalkbook
To cyber-stalk people via Facebook or (heaven forbid) myspace.
Girl 1: Dude, those guys were bomb!
Girl 2: Seriously bomb. Let's go home and stalkbook them!
Girl 2: Seriously bomb. Let's go home and stalkbook them!
Stalkbooking
The act of repeatedly visiting one's Facebook wall and/or commenting on one's Facebook status.
Ray : Diane has been commenting on my status all day long.
Tom : Dude, she is stalkbooking you !
Tom : Dude, she is stalkbooking you !
Stalkbook
The new name for the newest version of Facebook which now shows everybody's status at once on your home page. This helps in the process of stalking people and finding out what they are doing at that moment. Having everybody's status on your home page helps in the stalking proces because there is less clicking to find out what others are doing, it is all there for you.
Person 1: Have you been on stalkbook lately?
Person 2: Yeah I found this really hot chick who I have friended and am now facebook stalking but thanks to the new stalkbook I don't have to type in her name to see what she is doing.
Person 2: Yeah I found this really hot chick who I have friended and am now facebook stalking but thanks to the new stalkbook I don't have to type in her name to see what she is doing.
stalkbooking
when you creep massively on facebook to an unhealthy extent usual participants have no life.
ashley: i think she had a picture of it on facebook..
sara(stalkbooker): oh i know she uploaded it .2 seconds ago ashley that's such old news.
ashley:creep stop stalkbooking
sara:shut upahhhhh!
sara(stalkbooker): oh i know she uploaded it .2 seconds ago ashley that's such old news.
ashley:creep stop stalkbooking
sara:shut upahhhhh!