Stalkcation

Noun; A long distance stalking vacation timed around the location of a former lover, celebrity crush, or relationship undefined worthy of creeping on.

Verb; The act of stalking on vacation where the purpose of the vacation is the act of stalking.

I peeped her insta and she all up in the 4seasons. so I banged out some PTO for a stalkcation AND

DAYUM! seeing that ass real time is legit! When i get home, I can't wait to make a pillow case out of her pool towel.

Me: What you doing this weekend dude? More Excel data inputting?
Tom: Nahh Man. I'll be Stalkcationing your sister.
Me: Which one?
Tom: The one that the beans and rice didn't miss her.
Me: Dude, she got glandular problems.

俚语	stalkcation
释义	Stalkcation Noun; A long distance stalking vacation timed around the location of a former lover, celebrity crush, or relationship undefined worthy of creeping on. Verb; The act of stalking on vacation where the purpose of the vacation is the act of stalking. I peeped her insta and she all up in the 4seasons. so I banged out some PTO for a stalkcation AND DAYUM! seeing that ass real time is legit! When i get home, I can't wait to make a pillow case out of her pool towel. Me: What you doing this weekend dude? More Excel data inputting? Tom: Nahh Man. I'll be Stalkcationing your sister. Me: Which one? Tom: The one that the beans and rice didn't miss her. Me: Dude, she got glandular problems.
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