Stallsmithing
The art of placing multiple bureaucratic hurdles or self reinforcing (while also contradictory) unnecessary steps in place to impede progress on a desired result.
PM to contracting officer, " Hey, COCOM 4 -star called me, we desperately need to improve the armor on our Strykers against IEDs."
CO response, "Well, I think the first step is to revise your acquisition strategy and then cross-walk your Performance Work Statement to your Requirements Traceability Matrix. Then send it to the needs validation committee for approval."
PM response: "You cock-sucking piece of shit, you're Stallsmithing me!"
CO response, "Well, I think the first step is to revise your acquisition strategy and then cross-walk your Performance Work Statement to your Requirements Traceability Matrix. Then send it to the needs validation committee for approval."
PM response: "You cock-sucking piece of shit, you're Stallsmithing me!"
Aaron Stallsmith
Aaron Stallsmith means one that likes to lick the dick.
"Hey, you're girlfriend gave me some serious Aaron Stallsmith last night." "WHAT?!" oh ur names Aaron Stallsmith, ur a dutche bag