standard bitch
BMI of 19-22, Jeans, shirt, fluffy boots, oversized brand-name sunglasses. Environmentalist, slightly hipster. 97% of them are blonde (natural or dye). Dislikes rap, rock. Usually at starbucks or holding some coffee. Everyone is a creep to her; except hot studs or rich guys. Frequently uses the phrase "I'm not racist but..." Owns a facebook and twitter account, intentionally posts vacation bikini pics. Won't do anal but has given several blowjobs @coachella. Heavy hashtag user. Usually in groups of other standard bitches. Has at least applied to college. Generous amount of duckfaces in her photos. Only drinks wine or liquors, no beer. Drives a car or SUV, no truck.
Friend: Hey, let's invite that girl to the pool party.
You: Nah, she's a standard bitch. She only hangs out with stuck-up dudes and girls @coachella
You: Nah, she's a standard bitch. She only hangs out with stuck-up dudes and girls @coachella
double standard bitch
a person that lives by double standards, one that feels that if they do something it is okay, but if another individual were to do the same thing it would be wrong. And the ''double standard bitch" would judge them for this.
Person A' : Hey man! 'pokes person B in the arm' what ya doin?
Person B' : nuthin 'obviously annoyed'
Person A' : 'pokes person B in the arm again' come on you gota be doing something.
Person B' : dude i hate when you poke me in the arm please stop.
Person A' : 'pokes person B again' god your being such a little bitch!
NEXT DAY
Person B' : 'slaps person A on the ass' and says laughing good game haha.
Person A': MAN WHAT THE FUCK DONT TOUCH MY FUCKING ASS I HATE THAT SHIT FUCK YOU ILL BEAT YOUR ASS!!! person A pushes person B
Person B' : Wow, your such a little double standard bitch.
Person B' : nuthin 'obviously annoyed'
Person A' : 'pokes person B in the arm again' come on you gota be doing something.
Person B' : dude i hate when you poke me in the arm please stop.
Person A' : 'pokes person B again' god your being such a little bitch!
NEXT DAY
Person B' : 'slaps person A on the ass' and says laughing good game haha.
Person A': MAN WHAT THE FUCK DONT TOUCH MY FUCKING ASS I HATE THAT SHIT FUCK YOU ILL BEAT YOUR ASS!!! person A pushes person B
Person B' : Wow, your such a little double standard bitch.
Standard Bitch Posture [SBP]
The postural position taken by females of all races. Can be identified by the one hand on the hip and the other with index or pinky finger pointed in the face of the bitchee (person to be bitched out) This universal stance is usually attributed to 'Da Hood' but may also be seen anywhere from a corporate office to a country kitchen.
Who is Maureen cussing out?
I don't know but they must have pissed her off: she taken the Standard Bitch Posture!
I don't know but they must have pissed her off: she taken the Standard Bitch Posture!