Standgeblaese
German word for a girl who's short enough to blow a guy standing straight up. Can also be used to insult short males/friends. Translates word-for-word to "standing-blower" in english.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, check out how short that gymnast is!"
Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgeblaese!"
Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgeblaese!"