standing shit
A type of shit where you hover your asscheeks slightly above the toilet seat instead of directly sitting on it. Often done in public toilets where chavs have pissed all over the seat rendering it very unpleasent to sit on.
i needed to perform a standing shit the other day because some cunt lost control of his cock and sprayed all over the seat.
stand for shit
Something will not matter if such an occasion should arise
we will force them to the hot gates where their numbers will stand for shit
shit standing up
Refers to being so busy that you don't have time to use a restroom.
Used in the context of passing someone who wants to chat and you do not have time.
Used in the context of passing someone who wants to chat and you do not have time.
Cher: I swear, ever since I had Sonny axed, it's been non-stop busy for me.
Sting: Bloody hell! Know what you mean. Ive been running so much this week, I have to shit standing up!
Sting: Bloody hell! Know what you mean. Ive been running so much this week, I have to shit standing up!
Don't Stand In Green Shit
A phrase commonly used in World of Warcraft to tell players to avoid spells (like poison clouds, rain of fire, tail sweep and similar) that often deals massive damage to players and thus can cause a wipe.
This phrase apply to all kinds of harmful spells, even if they're not coloured green or coloured at all.
This phrase apply to all kinds of harmful spells, even if they're not coloured green or coloured at all.
Encounter example:
The early boss Grobbulus in the raid-instance Naxxramas in WoW have the ability to put out green poison clouds under him. If the raidmembers stand in it they will die because of the damage.
Phrase example:
The raidleader have been explaining the tactics and ends with: "And don't stand in green shit."
The early boss Grobbulus in the raid-instance Naxxramas in WoW have the ability to put out green poison clouds under him. If the raidmembers stand in it they will die because of the damage.
Phrase example:
The raidleader have been explaining the tactics and ends with: "And don't stand in green shit."