standmaxxing
Standmaxxing is the action of maximizing your charisma by always standing up to stay above the sitting down plebians.
I was at grandma's funeral today but I had to stop standmaxxing because my father beat me into sitting down
standmaxxing
The ultimate pose, get into the pose of perfect masculine articulation, reach the highest level of visual and muscular dexterity.
>be me
>standmaxxing at the international court
>"Sir Anon, how do you declare yourself"
>"Fresh and spicy your honor"
>standmaxxing at the international court
>"Sir Anon, how do you declare yourself"
>"Fresh and spicy your honor"
standmaxxing
what you do right before grandma's funeral mass to get beaten by your dad
WTF is standmaxxing? You faggots comes up with a new word every single day.
standmaxxing
"standmaxxing" is the act of standing at any possible moment rather than sitting or laying down, to strengthen the bones & muscles, while also maximize calorie burning and weightloss.
(at the family dinner)
mom: derrek, why are you standing while eating, please sit down.
derrek: sorry mom, no can do, im standmaxxing!
dad: derrek you know I love you but you really have to start talking to women
mom: derrek, why are you standing while eating, please sit down.
derrek: sorry mom, no can do, im standmaxxing!
dad: derrek you know I love you but you really have to start talking to women
standmaxxing
it means to stand at your highest level with shoulders wide and back straight
example :
hey ,chiesel_sheesh stop standmaxxing in your dad's funeral and show some respect .
chiesel_sheesh: okay mom
hey ,chiesel_sheesh stop standmaxxing in your dad's funeral and show some respect .
chiesel_sheesh: okay mom
standmaxxing
The act of standing for the purposes of gaining muscle mass and burning calories.
person 1: hey can you sit down
person 2: no. I'm standmaxxing.
person 2: no. I'm standmaxxing.
standmaxxing
When you refuse to sit down at a funeral
anon was standmaxxing at his grandma funeral so his dad beat his ass because that's disrespectful as shit