Stanford
Conspiracy theory/fact which originated on the subreddit r/applyingtocollege. It refers to the fact that Stanford University is a hoax.
I had my "Stanford" interview yesterday.
Stanford
A private university located in California. Stanford is considered one of the United States' best schools, along with Harvard and Yale. Stanford is extremely difficult to enter. It has the lowest acceptance rate of Harvard and Yale.
My friend who got a 4.6 GPA and a 1600 SAT was rejected from Stanford.
Stanford
Take Harvard's undergraduate experience, Princeton's academic rigor and Yale's beautiful, rich, Protestant women. Now add a GOOD football team, a beautiful beach and sunny, 75+ degree weather everyday. Finally, take all of this and multiply it by 50. The equation yields the greatest college on earth. Some describe Stanford as the academic Mecca of every determined and dedicated student.
The admission process is extremely, extremely competitive. Many students with perfect GPAs and SAT scores are not offered admission each and every year. With that being said, Stanford becomes a touchy subject of discussion for many Ivy League students because they would much rather spend their collegiate years in California.
I am still upset that I did not get in; I'm literally freezing my balls off at Harvard and it's the middle of April.
The admission process is extremely, extremely competitive. Many students with perfect GPAs and SAT scores are not offered admission each and every year. With that being said, Stanford becomes a touchy subject of discussion for many Ivy League students because they would much rather spend their collegiate years in California.
I am still upset that I did not get in; I'm literally freezing my balls off at Harvard and it's the middle of April.
Son: "Hey Dad, can you tell me what Heaven looks like?"
Father who was rejected by Stanford: "I don't know, son. I went to Cornell."
Father who was rejected by Stanford: "I don't know, son. I went to Cornell."
Stanford
The university you wish you went to.
Student 1: Oh dear God, why oh why was I rejected form Stanford?
Student 2: Don't cry - no, wait - yeah, you should weep bitterly. Not everyone can get into Stanford, where an awesome time, academic excellence, the coolest people you will ever meet, and a future are guaranteed.
Student 2: Don't cry - no, wait - yeah, you should weep bitterly. Not everyone can get into Stanford, where an awesome time, academic excellence, the coolest people you will ever meet, and a future are guaranteed.
Stanford
Why the fuck are you looking at Stanford? You know you have no chance of getting into the damn school!
Me: Do you think Stanford will accept me?
Friend: Hell no! You have a 5.0 GPA! Thats not even close to their expectations
Me: But thats the highest possible score you could get
Friend: Hell no! You have a 5.0 GPA! Thats not even close to their expectations
Me: But thats the highest possible score you could get
Stanford
it is the nauseating feeling you get when you drink your first shot of alcohol.
me: man I am feeling stanford.
friend: better get to a bathroom.
friend: better get to a bathroom.
Stanford
Genius of a person, usually pretty cool person, googles everything, asks a lot of questions, answers teachers questions, very lazy, hates stats
Hey isn't that Stanford??