Beta Bro

This term describes men born in the late 70s who, while starting adulthood as normal, masculine individuals (though some are known to have worn gingham or polka dot lederhosen as young children), as they age they begin morphing in to slightly effeminate members of country clubs know for discriminating against pirates.

Generally metro sexual in appearance, the Beta Bro avoids work at all costs, and prefers to hire Oompa Loompas for basic household or yard-based projects. Beta Bros usually have a fully stocked patio fridge, with strange concoctions like hard kombucha found within.

For reasons unknown the Beta Bros are mostly located in Tranzana, although during hot summers they can occasionally be found frolicking along the upper reaches of certain rivers in California, playing loud music non-stop.