Stapletits
When both nipples are pierced with bars and it looks like you’ve had an unfortunate office based incident with a stapler
Jesus Livy put a bloody bra on no-one needs to see stapletits first thing in the morning
Stapletit
When someone throws a chunk of staples into the bra of a female. If sucessful, it will impale the n i p
"Sarah is such a bitch! I should give her a stapletit at lunch"