Starbucked
This is a verb for when a city becomes inundated with multiple Starbucks locations in the same area of the city so as to ambush a city with Starbucks locations.
Damn,my city has been Starbucked,there are 3 locations less than 5 minutes from each other!
Starbucked
When a friend ditches another for lunch giving a lame excuse, only to be found at starbucks having coffee with someone else.
Oh sh*t, JM completely Starbucked me the other day! He told me he had to have lunch with his mother, but I saw him at Starbucks with some young chick.
Starbucked
The action when your Starbucks coffee spontaneously spurts out of the drinking hole onto your hand and down your clothing.
Bought an americano and as I walked along the street I was unexpectedly starbucked!
Starbucking
The act of Starbucking refers to the mass global-organising of certain shops or products appearing everywhere in daily life. For example, Local pubs in England have followed almost the same trend due to the Government changing their appearence and interiors, making them identical to other pubs.
*5 friends enter a pub after coming from another pub*
Oliver: "I'm feeling Deja-vu"
Peter: "This looks exactly the same as the last one!"
Steven: "What did I say? Starbucking, It's happening everywhere, Man!"
Oliver: "I'm feeling Deja-vu"
Peter: "This looks exactly the same as the last one!"
Steven: "What did I say? Starbucking, It's happening everywhere, Man!"
Starbucker
A person that sits inside of a Starbucks and is there only to look intelligent or stylish.
These people are most likely pretentious hipsters who like to mouth off words that you don't even know (or maybe they don't even know) just to confuse you and broadcast their mental superiority. They also probably listen to NPR radio, only watch the news, is a vegetarian, and is a very eco-minded person.
How to spot a Starbuker:
After finishing their coffee they don't leave, they may have even fallen asleep.
This person may be holding, carrying, or wearing any of the following:
-Newspaper
-Any Macintosh product
-A "classic" work of fiction
-A biography or documentary book of some sort
-Anything eco-friendly
-Chico or form fitting Pants
-A shirt or sweater made in a solid muted color, like burgandy, or olive green etc.
These people are most likely pretentious hipsters who like to mouth off words that you don't even know (or maybe they don't even know) just to confuse you and broadcast their mental superiority. They also probably listen to NPR radio, only watch the news, is a vegetarian, and is a very eco-minded person.
How to spot a Starbuker:
After finishing their coffee they don't leave, they may have even fallen asleep.
This person may be holding, carrying, or wearing any of the following:
-Newspaper
-Any Macintosh product
-A "classic" work of fiction
-A biography or documentary book of some sort
-Anything eco-friendly
-Chico or form fitting Pants
-A shirt or sweater made in a solid muted color, like burgandy, or olive green etc.
Jane is such a Starbucker; she will sit in the Starbucks lougne for 2 hours with her Macintosh laptop while listening to NPR radio.
starbucks
a legal drug for white people
susan:hey
karen:hey susan do you want to get high
susan:sure why no t i just dropped the kids off to ballet
karen:i know this great place called starbucks
karen:hey susan do you want to get high
susan:sure why no t i just dropped the kids off to ballet
karen:i know this great place called starbucks
no Starbucks
A location that is so remote that it does not even have a Starbucks within 5 minutes.
Driving through Paradise California a few months after the Camp Fire...
Jillian: Wow, this place is really desolate. It's like we are in the middle of nowhere.
Terry: Ya it is, no Starbucks.
Jillian: Not even able to place a mobile order to pull a Starbucks virtual cut.
Jillian: Wow, this place is really desolate. It's like we are in the middle of nowhere.
Terry: Ya it is, no Starbucks.
Jillian: Not even able to place a mobile order to pull a Starbucks virtual cut.