starbuckles
When one buckles over from "have to poop right now" cramps after drinking Starbucks coffee. See also buckle.
I have to go right now - I've got crazy Starbuckles.
Starbuckle
When a person is unable to resist spending $5.00 for a cup of coffee.
Mark is too lazy to brew his own mug, he will just starbuckle instead.