stardew valley
A fun farming game that sucks the life out of you.
1:00 P.M. "I'm just going to play stardew valley for an hour."
1:00 A.M. *still playing stardew*
1:00 A.M. *still playing stardew*
stardew valley
a "casual" and "relaxing" game.
guy: hey, you should get stardew valley, it's nice and relaxing
guy 2: sure
3 days later
guy 2: fuckfuckfuckfuck i need a truffle for community center shiiiiiiiiit please merchant have one
I GOT KNOCKED OUT WHAT?! I LOST MY BEST WEAPON! what the fuck do i doooooo
comeon i need to get to the house NO I PASSED OUT FUCKING BULLSHIT
guy 2: sure
3 days later
guy 2: fuckfuckfuckfuck i need a truffle for community center shiiiiiiiiit please merchant have one
I GOT KNOCKED OUT WHAT?! I LOST MY BEST WEAPON! what the fuck do i doooooo
comeon i need to get to the house NO I PASSED OUT FUCKING BULLSHIT
stardew valley
A farming simulator you can't put down no matter how hard you try. Mostly because you can mod it and it's not just farming.
"Hey, did you get Stardew Valley?"
"I wanted to see if it was worth it, so I pirated it. Then I bought it."
"I wanted to see if it was worth it, so I pirated it. Then I bought it."
stardew valley
A farming simulator that has dating sim elements. Aka a great game.
I can't figure out the best summer crop in Stardew Valley.
I think I'll marry Sebastian in this run.
I think I'll marry Sebastian in this run.
stardew valley
The one game to help you chillax after a long day at the office and instead of engaging with your real-life family you can engage with this and have a chill time farming in a videogame.
-do things that wouldn't be fun in real life including but not limiting to
watering plants, stroking chickens and having to socially interact with virtual people
-do things that wouldn't be fun in real life including but not limiting to
watering plants, stroking chickens and having to socially interact with virtual people
Guy One: Hey what you playing?
Guy Two: Just some stardew valley, why?
Guy One: Why would you play that, ditch that game and go on apex legends
Guy Two: No! Try the game RIGHT NOW.
Guy One: Ugh, fine.
Guy Two: Just some stardew valley, why?
Guy One: Why would you play that, ditch that game and go on apex legends
Guy Two: No! Try the game RIGHT NOW.
Guy One: Ugh, fine.
stardew valley
Stardew Valley is a simple farming game in which u lose about 60 hours of ur lifetime.
Hello, how's your STARDEW VALLEY farm today???
Stardew Valley
The only game where you can marry a dumb blonde, divorce her, then proceed to marry red head chick and build a mansion from a shitty trailer.
Man, Stardew Valley is such a great game! I broke everyone's heart!