Stare at the Wall
To stare at someone for over 45 minutes, and be so close to them that you can count how many teeth they have, or what they ate before. Without sexual touch, or kissing though. You cant get her.
"John stared at Dina for over 45 minutes, slowly osilating his male reproductive, one inch grinch, but to no good end. We tell "John" later to go Stare at the Wall, and pretend its something you could actually get, such as Doritos"