Starhawk
A man who desperately wants to play overwatch 2, smoke weed and be a pirate. He will always try to sell you weed and even give you one of his pipes. But he isn't easy to fool as he uses his brain more than other people. He also has a lot of swords... And guns. Starhawk is the motherfucker that is he was filling out some form of government paper, like a license, and he would put yes please or sex.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Starhawk around?
Person 2: No, I have no idea where he is.
Person 3: He's probably smoking weed and playing Overwatch 2 again.
Starhawk: FUCKIN' ASSHOLE SCALLYWAG!!
Persons 1,2, and 3: There he is.
Person 2: No, I have no idea where he is.
Person 3: He's probably smoking weed and playing Overwatch 2 again.
Starhawk: FUCKIN' ASSHOLE SCALLYWAG!!
Persons 1,2, and 3: There he is.