starmer
Starmer (noun) A form of speech impediment akin to a Stammer, a Starmer however results in pauses between words which last many week's or even months.
Starmer (verb) Speak with lengthy pauses between words so as to avoid political options until after results or consequences can be observed.
See also - Hindsight, Pusillanimous and Starmerring.
Starmer (verb) Speak with lengthy pauses between words so as to avoid political options until after results or consequences can be observed.
See also - Hindsight, Pusillanimous and Starmerring.
Kier's starmer prevented him from contemporaneously commenting on Boris's Covid 19 economic recovery plans.
Starmerring
Starmerring (verb): an ineffectual and impotent repetition of phrases, ostensibly meant to be in opposition to other politicians but never achieving anything.
Once again, Keir's starmerring did little to impress anyone.
As he starmerred in response to the Prime Minister, observers hung their heads in despair.
As he starmerred in response to the Prime Minister, observers hung their heads in despair.
Starmer
A Starmer is like a disappointing end to a romantic evening. It all starts well, then when it’s time to get down to business, things start to flop. Badly.
I was expecting a night of unbridled passion, but it turned into a Starmer.
Starmers
hung like a rogue elephant
my god that is the biggest piece of equipment I have ever seen...it must be Starmers
Keir Starmer
(adj.) A person who is incredibly bland, but otherwise fairly decent.
"My mum just moved in with her first boyfriend since the divorce. He's a real Keir Starmer."
A Starmer Pledge
A Starmer Pledge - something said to gain credence, credibility and most importantly elected, with no intention of EVER implementing said “pledge”. Also known as a Boris Promise.
I told my mom I’d clean up today but it’s ok it was just a Starmer pledge
Keir Starmer
Noun. a person who does not do their supposed job; a shirker; a placeholder; an ineffectual and inept person.
Verb. to offer no opposition; to avoid doing one's job; to shirk one's responsibilities.
Coined in reference to Labour Party leader Keir Starmer, who spent the Covid pandemic quietly rubber stamping everything Boris Johnson did.
Verb. to offer no opposition; to avoid doing one's job; to shirk one's responsibilities.
Coined in reference to Labour Party leader Keir Starmer, who spent the Covid pandemic quietly rubber stamping everything Boris Johnson did.
Andy: did you hear about the lawyer who sat back and did nothing whilst their client was ripped to shreds by the prosecution?
Alice: wow - sounds like a real Keir Starmer.
Alice: wow - sounds like a real Keir Starmer.