Starrdaism
An almost cult-like religion based on the all powerful Alfie Starrs, A.K.A Alfrik of Starrdaism. Followers of Starrdaism must first give Him their soul and then they're good to go.
"Do you follow Starrdaism?"
"No"
"Well you're wrong cos he's proper leng and sexy"
"No"
"Well you're wrong cos he's proper leng and sexy"