Statham
Adj. - Of or pertaining to a state of being characterized by excessive badassness. More so than BAMF, yet less than Chuck Norris.
Hey, did you see The Dark Knight? That movie was Statham.
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The Statham clothes Johnathan's mother bought for him helped immensely when courting the opposite sex.
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The Statham clothes Johnathan's mother bought for him helped immensely when courting the opposite sex.
Stathamed
To get beaten violently and unrelentlessly.
A guy got Stathamed when a second man broke his car window, punched him in the face and handcuffed him to the steering wheel.
statham
When something is more bad ass than the words bad ass can describe
dude, dark night was statham!
statham
When someone becomes their fourteen year old self again, characterised by activities such as forming a band to write songs about how depressed you are, hanging out at the skatepark and posting Facebook statuses which show how deep and misunderstood you are.
"His girlfriend broke up with him and now the poor guy's doing a statham"
statham
something that's an artless combination of mentally and spiritually hollow, homoerotic, brain dead, testosterone drenched, and absolutely devoid of any joy or art.
European sports, jason statham, a zombie from a leather bar
Jason Statham
Tyler Joseph's pet cheetah.
"Tyler what's that in your basement?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"
Jason Statham
When an actor is talking with a woman or notices a woman, CUT-SCENE to railing out the woman with 80's rock blaring in the background.
dude! you totally jason statham'd that chick last night! Do you even remember her name?