Statter
Whilst quite a small hotdog, a Statter is probably the hottest hotdog that you can find.
However, it is normally made from the lowest grade meat possible, mainly from areas of a pig most decent people would consider unclean and certainly not edible. In some countries enjoying a Statter is considered a highly taboo fetish.
Most grown men can't handle the hottness of a Statter, though for those that acquire the taste it can become a self-destructive habit, often ending in life changing shame.
However, it is normally made from the lowest grade meat possible, mainly from areas of a pig most decent people would consider unclean and certainly not edible. In some countries enjoying a Statter is considered a highly taboo fetish.
Most grown men can't handle the hottness of a Statter, though for those that acquire the taste it can become a self-destructive habit, often ending in life changing shame.
"Hey Pav, do you feel like sharing a Statter?"
"No way, they're tiny, but I want my own! I love a spicy hotdog"
"No way, they're tiny, but I want my own! I love a spicy hotdog"
Ass-Statter
Someone who pulls stats out of their ass and proclaims them as truth.
"Dustin said that 78% of facebook users are female and 22% are male."
"Pfft, you can never trust what he says, total ass-statter."
"Pfft, you can never trust what he says, total ass-statter."