Statti
The plural of the word 'status'. Because 'statuses', much like 'cactuses', and 'platypuses', is a ridiculous word.
"Have you seen all of the douchey statti Khalil's been posting on facebook lately?" "Yeah, what an asshole." "Oh, HE'S the asshole?" "According to his statti, yes."
This use of plurals is necessary for any word ending in the sound "ss". Viruses. Justices. Sinuses.
This use of plurals is necessary for any word ending in the sound "ss". Viruses. Justices. Sinuses.
statty
Sexual active girls that are under the legal age of consent.
Derived from the term "statutory rape", the legal term for sex with a minor.
Derived from the term "statutory rape", the legal term for sex with a minor.
hahaha. Check out those statty's over there skanking it up.
Statty Light
Alcohol fuel statutory rape. Play on the name "Natty Light"
"hey man, I'm going to a party tonight that should be pretty wild"
"Okay, but no Statty Light"
"Okay, but no Statty Light"
Mangia E Statti Zitto
Italian dialect for "Shut up and eat!"
Mangia E Statti Zitto!
statty up
update your status on facebook or twitter
It's time for me to statty up so my friends know the latest.