Statuphobia
The act of being made uncomfortable or morally apprehensive at the idea of two people above and below the age of 18 having sex, as in statutory
Kevin: 99.9% of America has statuphobia
John: I don't think most of America is afraid of statues
Kevin: That's megalophobia and that's a whole separate issue
John: I don't think most of America is afraid of statues
Kevin: That's megalophobia and that's a whole separate issue