Status Fiend
Someone who, when on facebook, updates their status multiple times so that thier status updates are within 2 updates of one another. This generally happens when someone is on facebook way to often and their status should in fact always be "isert name" is On Facebook.
Calvin is the status fiend
update: Calvin is Sleepy
update: Calvin feels like going to bed
update: Jim Took the which power ranger are you quiz he is the red ranger.
update: Calvin wants to be the pink ranger
update: Mary has to sleep
update: Calvin is sighing off
update: Calvin is Sleepy
update: Calvin feels like going to bed
update: Jim Took the which power ranger are you quiz he is the red ranger.
update: Calvin wants to be the pink ranger
update: Mary has to sleep
update: Calvin is sighing off
fiend status
When a person you know commits a horrible act of fiending, thus elevating them to fiend status. You can no longer acknowledge this person by their former name.
Eric: Yo fred, did you hear about jack?
Fred: what happened?
Eric: Jack's mom took his pipe. So he took the family statue of Jesus; broke it, pissed on it, filmed it, then sold it for a hit
Fred: that's fiend status!
Jack: wasup guys?
"sup fiend"
Fred: what happened?
Eric: Jack's mom took his pipe. So he took the family statue of Jesus; broke it, pissed on it, filmed it, then sold it for a hit
Fred: that's fiend status!
Jack: wasup guys?
"sup fiend"