status syndrome

when people try too hard and go out of their way to post something as their status on facebook or tweet.

They try to find humor in everyday things where there is none fishing for "likes", comments and retweets.

These people try to hard and its a shame. They are also not aware that they are doing it. If what they thought was "funny" was said by a standup comic, you would hear crickets chirping but people trying to be nice will give you a "thumbs up" or a "lol" on fb, only worsening the problem.

The main symptom for this disease is the act of cycling through a select series of very vague and non-meaningful statuses or mild variations of previous statuses because of a lack of creativity.

A severe illness which involves a person's myspace or facebook status to be sent repeatedly, resulting in a lengthy vertical line of the same status. This syndrome can be deadly...if you experience any of the symptoms associated with it, please see a specialist at www.myspace.com or www.facebook.com

Abbreviated RSS, Restless Status Syndrome is a common malady experience by frequent facebook users, were they repeatedly change there status, sometimes several times a minute, clogging their friends' feed and generally pissing everyone off. It is often caused by social insecurity, excessive boredom, and people thinking they're really funny.

A social condition describing a person's need to display their distaste or dislike for certain people, without naming any names, on their Twitter or Facebook status.

Often intended to elicit comments from supportive friends, and infuriate or annoy others.

People who update their status too much on Facebook, Hogging up the news feed and talking insignificant rubbish, or pretty much revealing their personal lives bit by bit just to get attention.