staub

A small protrusion of tree root or stump which is not easy to see but is sufficient to cause you to trip and fall.

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The act of chasing someone through a country club to pull their hair out and call them names. From the episode of the hit TV series "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" which showcases star Danielle Staub's encounter with one of the members of the Manzo family.

When you bust on a bitches face and hit her in the face from the left with your dick. If you poke her in the eye its a double. If you give her a bloodly nose its a homerun. If you knock her out its a Grandslam. if she catches it her mouth its an out.

From Heavens Fury

An unpleastent, rat like creature with a weave, often characterized by square breasts,due to a poor boob job. This creature was involved in kidnapping and prostitution and has been engaged an estimated 19 times. Its current habitat is a run down home in New Jersey, where she currently raises her children...poorly.
You can learn more about the Danielle Staub by watching previous seasons of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

A "pinch-hit" is when you are sneaking out to fuck some skank and ask a buddy to sneak in and be there with your girlfriend/wife in case she wakes up, so that she won't wonder where you are.

A "Rusty Staub" is when its a buddy who hasn't had sex in a while, and he ends up waking her up and fucking her brains out.

Often she'll end up leaving you for him.

A Disney Channel whore who was in the movie Minute Men, and going to be in the new show J.O.N.A.S. Rumored to be dating Joe Jonas, but it's only obvious he is way too good for her. Also had slutty sleepover pictures of her with girl friends, and drinks underage.