Stauffering
The act of stuffing ones butt hole with a cucumber or some other green vegetable until anal leakage.
I was making love with Marquise the other day, so to switch things up a bit I started Stauffering him with the passion of a full grown wildebeest.
the Stauffer
During sex, flip the person, say "I like this way better", and stare at them for a good 10mins. It is very important to maintain eye contact.
The last time we had sex, it was so fucking boring. So I pulled the Stauffer, then it got a lot better
Stauffer
A last name derived from the word "stauf" which meant "cup" and is German.
My last name is Stauffer.
myka stauffer
1. Trading your kid off to another family. Practically abandoning him/her and throwing him/her in the garbage figuratively speaking. Usually in cases where the parents can't control the kids and have given up, or they REALLY want to punish the kid.
Joe: Where's Bobby?
Selena: Bobby got myka stauffered for pissing all over the mirrors and walls in the bathroom and trying to flush the gerbil down the toilet.
(they'll never see Bobby again)
Selena: Bobby got myka stauffered for pissing all over the mirrors and walls in the bathroom and trying to flush the gerbil down the toilet.
(they'll never see Bobby again)
Stauffer Library
A library on the Queen's University campus. Home to much suffering, desperation and sometimes the homeless, it is open 24 hours during exam period. A great place to stay warm while waiting for a taxi or to avoid going home to an unfavourable roomate. It is affectionately known as "Club Stauff" by the student body.
"Hey man, let's go party at Club Stauff tonight."
"Monica, please save me a seat at Stauffer Library, I'm just going on a Tim Hortons run."
"Monica, please save me a seat at Stauffer Library, I'm just going on a Tim Hortons run."
Brooklyn Stauffer
Somebody who poops their pants everyday.
Look at that person's pants! They pulled a Brooklyn Stauffer.
Kylie is way better than Brooklyn!
Kylie is way better than Brooklyn!